Today at the Brooklyn Flea Market:
Ed Westwick (aka Chuck Bass): “Your food is dripping everywhere.”
Me: “Oh, sorry. Did I get any on you?”
Chuck Bass: “Doesn’t matter. Is it good?”
Me: “Yeah, it’s pretty good. Could do with some cheese.” (WTF?)
Chuck Bass: “I don’t like the look of it.”
Me: “Hmm, good thing you aren’t eating it then.”
Chuck Bass, gesturing to Jessica Szohr (aka Vanessa): "SHE likes it though, she said she wanted one."
Alrighty then. First New York celebrity spotting complete.